Lets talk about your exam results Dan: My what? James: Exam results. You know GCSES¦. ALevels Dan: Oh them¦ great weather were having today isnt it? James: Yes its very sunny.. and your exams? Dan: Well thats a problem.. i didnt do them James: You didnt do them ? Dan: well¦ it was as if i hadnt done them¦ i got 11 Us¦ so straight marks .. all across the board. Impressed heh ? James: Look.. Dan.. (under breath) if that is ur real name¦
Dan: What was that ? James: Oh nothing .. Your exam results.. there abbismal..what makes you think you can work here.. even Rich the Janitor had an A in food tech. And your telling me you have no qualificatios. This business has standards to keep up mr Woodbridge. And I just dont know if your the sort we need to keep these standards up. Do you understand ? Is there anything else you can tell me which would help me in my decision ? Dan: i know i know but i am a really nice person and a model employee, u can ask any of my previous employers, i have worked for halifax, i was head of magement at tesco for a few weeks.
And they seemed 2 like me as an employee. I got free bin bags ! (WHIPS ONE OUT AND SHUVS IT in james face) James: Well .. that must have been nice for you¦ Dan .. Dan: Sorry James: Riiiiite¦ Dan i do think you are wasting my time here.. now would you please leave.. theres teh door Dan: NO NO NO NO give me another chance.. no more bags i promise James: Security.. SECURITY.. ahh there on their lunch break.. ok one more chance Dan: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS .. so what can i do to make you give me this job?
James: Give me alot of money? Dan: You expect me to have money? James: Well tesco is very generous.. look let me make this clear for you.. youre not right for the job (PHONE RINGS¦. James listens intently¦. ) James: Well dan.. seems like its your lucky day. It seems Rich has just had a little accident and has broken almost every bone in his body Dan: Oh my god what was he doing? James: Cooking a pop tart.. Dan: So i get the job ! Im a janitor James: On a temporary basis.. yes.. now please leave ..
I would say it has been a pleasure to meet you.. but to be honest it has been hell.. now please excuse me. Dan: wait¦ i would like to know what this janitor job pays? James: well its about i?? 5. 50/hr Dan: i was hoping for a bit more but as i once got told beggers cant be choosers¦. i cant be a chooser James: Too right .. goodbye (Shake hands) Dan: id like to thank you for your time and for the job.. i hope rich never recovers.. well I hope he does but u get me James: yes i¦. get u¦.. now leave Dan: ok byebye.